Boy I sure am bad at making commitments, huh? I get it, you’re not happy with me. Stumbling in after midnight, my keypad worn from impulse flings with Twitter. But I can change! Really, she doesn’t mean anyhing to me! I mean, come on, 140 characters? Sure, it’s great for instant gratification, but I’m ready for something more. I mean it this time. Look, I even made you a brand new theme so you can finally fit in with the rest of the pages here. So what do you say, will you take me back?
Thanks, Wordpress.
I knew we had something special.